Credible evidence from multiple sources has revealed the presence of an evil terrorist operative in our midst. He is known as Ohimmad Attyu and is the leader of a "sleeper" cell in the midwest. He is a master of disguise. He may be your mailman or the carryout boy at the grocery store. He may even be your child! Everyone is suspect.
To further hide his identity, he is believed to be living in the Heartland of our country. As those of you on the east and west coasts will agree, everyone in the Heartland looks and acts the same, thereby making indentification of an individual difficult.
When not actively pursuing terrorism, it is believed that Attyu retires to the countryside and hides in a secluded compound which cannot be seen from the passing highway. Access is difficult due to a winding treacherous road guarded by a vicious dog cleverly named Snitz.
Below is the only known photo of Attyu - snapped, a few years ago, by an unsuspecting tourist at a plush resort in the middlewest. His camera and film were immediately confiscated by government agents without the benefit of a court order.
CITIZENS: If you should see a person answering this description, do not attempt to approach him or any of his accomplices. Immediately contact your nearest FBI regional office - so we can take the credit for his capture. He will then be held in our custody indefinitely or until until such time as we can justify our suspicions.